Monday, June 22, 2009

Las Vegas Is Best Of The Rest

In New York, New Orleans and Miami you have to know someone to find an after hour’s club open until the wee hours. In Las Vegas the clubs and the real fun are just starting to heat up at 4 a.m. The elite clubs, like Tao at the Venetian, Pure at Casears, Jet at the Mirage, the Bank at the Bellagio and Prive at Planet Hollywood are magnets for Hollywood’s new brat pack celebs and regulars include Paris Hilton, Britney (one name is enough), Lindsay Lohan, 50 cent and a whole bunch of athletes in their off-season.

And it seems like every club has a resident or guest DJ who someone must know by name or else they wouldn’t be getting a ton of cash to spin the tunes. But here’s a tip—the action doesn’t get started until at least midnight so be fashionably late and it also helps to know someone at the door so you don’t have to wait in line for two hours just to get your foot in the door. The d├ęcor of almost every club is dark, intimate, sensual and tempting. The music is loud and will have your ears throbbing for days but it’s something you might want to experience just to say you did it.

And you can also have a gorgeous selection of Las Vegas escorts all to yourself in the solitude of your own hotel room or suite instead of sharing them with a roomful of groping drunks at a “gentleman’s club”. And you won’t have to stuff bills in a Vegas escorts g-string to get them to dance. They’ll dance for you, strip for you (totally nude) and show you places you didn’t even know she had places with little or no provocation. They are real from head to toe and at your beck and call.

Monday, June 1, 2009

What Happens In Vegas Nobody Remembers

Funny the little quips and sayings that pop up around Vegas. "Your Vegas Is Showing", what the hell does that mean anyway? Are they saying my dirty parts are showing? How about, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? Who the hell are they kidding? I have lived in Vegas for 10 years and have yet to meet anyone who remembers even being in Vegas. And trust me, we all talk about you long after you've gone so make it a good one because we spread this shit around.